Silly Job Titles
25 August 2017
As recruiters, we’ve come across our fair share of unusual job titles. Be it a Happiness Hero or Positivity Chief, we’ve pretty much seen it all. We’re never sure if it’s companies trying to sound quirky and creative or the employees themselves trying to ‘jazz up’ their CVs.
Either way, it can make for some pretty hilarious (and confusing) reading sometimes. So, we decided to look a bit further and see what else we could come up with.
Take a look at these ridiculous job titles.
Director of First Impressions
Orrrrr a receptionist, to you and me.
Underwater Ceramic Technician
Really makes being a dishwasher sound exotic.
Five A Day Collection Operative
Did you guess? It’s a fruit picker.
Transparency Enhancement Facilitator
It’s the good, old-fashioned window cleaner.
Colour Distribution Expert
Full marks if you guessed this was a painter and decorator.
It’s the man we all fear on a Saturday night … The bouncer.
Wizard of Lightbulb Moments
What?! We prefer to call you a Marketing Manager …
Time to re-think our CVs. Happy Friday!
Written By Mary Palmer