12 Truly Terrible Jokes About Jobs
24 March 2017
It’s Friday, hooray! We made it to the end of another week. (Unless you work weekends in which case, our condolences.) As of clocking off time tonight, you can officially put your feet up and relax.
We love the Friday feeling here at HR Consultancy, so what better way to celebrate it than some truly terrible jokes about jobs.
If you thought our puns were bad … Take a look at these twelve (not so) funny one liners about working life.
I just lost my job as a psychic. I did not see that coming.
I just quit my job with Nike. No, seriously, I just did it.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.
I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
I applied for a job in Australia, but seems I don’t have the right koalifications.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I always put in a full eight hours at work … Spread out over the course of the week.
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
The proper way to use a stress ball is to bounce it off the head of an annoying co-worker.
Written By Mary Palmer